Saturday, September 20, 2008

You Will be More Fashionable than Chuck Bass

The only way you would ever find out about this company is if you hobnobbed at a real Ivy League school, or you can trace your ancestors back to the House of JP Morgan (Yes, they are still standing). So I will let you in on the $165 secret, you too can have your very own needlepoint belt care of Smathers & Branson. If you really want to outdo Chuck, it will cost you an extra $35 to have your initials monogrammed on the belt, just in case you forget your name while you are out crushing beers. The moral of the story: If you really want to rub it in that you belong in the Upper East Sider / Ivy set, the belt says it all.

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