Someone's Life is Always Worse

Occasionally you have a day where the only phrase that comes to mind is "When It Rains, It Pours." Luckily FMyLife will either offer you a place to vent, and users can accordingly vote how F*ed Up they perceive your life to be, or you will become extremely grateful that your life is in fact not that bad. FMyLife is amalgamation of short paragraphs submitted by users who describe the situation which has made their life so terrible. Generally, even after the worst of days, a quick read of FMyLife quickly puts life in perspective. It is really challenging to pick one favorite FML but some honorable mentions include:

• Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

• Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

• Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

All I can say is that I hope I never have an FML-worthy story to post.